One day, a portal opened to The Other, an indescribable dimension of Horror. Each of us began manifesting the traits of distant cosmic entities. Something Is Wrong With The Chickens is a one-page, rules-lite TTRPG of Chickens, Eldritch Horror, and Revenge for 2+ players, including 1 Chicken Master (CM). SIWWTC Includes: Quick and easy character creation 6 Chicken Types - From Chicken to Turkey to the enigmatic Nugget. 6 Eldritch Traits - Powers gifted from The Other. Which will we start with? How many will manifest in us? An original easy-to-learn 3d6 system where success comes from the combination of our Chicken and Eldritch natures. Random tables that allow the CM to start a game in minutes. Crucially, this includes a rollable table of puns.