This is not your regular fancy picture book. Don't let its unparalleled cuteness delude you. This is the devil's work. Act accordingly.

Bongs, goats, amps, and a lot of naked nuns! In five decades of wretched existence, doom metal has evolved into a vast orchard of unearthly delights. This cute little gift book is a thorough exploration of a whole customary system, a result of painful research and unrestrained exposure to near-deafening decibels, presented in the surprising form of a colorfully illustrated alphabet.